twitter - how know an addicted

Just to relax...
Wandering at internet, at twitter to be more exactly, i discovered some clue about addicts. NO, I'm not talk about you and me, I'm just talking about people that:

1 - Get excited when some one follows them on Twitter.
2 - You’ve begun to refer to your personal friends as @ ____ As in, “Hey, @patinanni, whatcha doing?”
3. Tweeted while your wife gave birth 4. Tweeted while giving birth
5. Your kids have to tweet you to get you to make dinner
6. Your mom joined Twitter to chat with you
7. All you want for Christmas is unlimited SMS use on your cell phone
8. Sign your work email, @wonky
9. Don’t read emails that aren’t highlighted replies to you
10. Name your newborn @babygirl1
11. Twitter before you start the coffee in the morning
12. Twitter from your candlelight anniversary dinner that you are celebrating…by candlelight
13 -Tweet to make sure that your bathroom breaks are timed with everyone else so that you arrive as a group and don’t miss anything.
14- Use the search function for your name to see if people are RT your tweets… !
15 - Feel a constant need to check ‘twittie’ on your iphone.
16 - Start noticing that real life conversations lasting more than 140 characters are too long
17 - Feel the end of the world when twitter gets an outage.
18 - Send @ and RT in messages to your friends in emails.
19 - Beg your blog readers to follow you on twitter, then beg your Twitter followers to Retweet the tweet.
20 - Post more tweets than blog posts, and turn from full time blogger to full time tweeter.
21 - Spend all day on twitter giving yourself the excuse that you are doing great service to your followers, and bunk going to office.
22 - Tweet on Twitter more than doing office work.
23- Feel over the Moon and on top of the world when some one retweets your tweet - No, NEVER ;-p
24 - Include your twitter profile in your Gmail signature instead of your blog
25 - Print your twitter id on business cards.
26 - Add your twitter name to Google alerts to know what others are speaking about you.
27 - Add your status message as “Follow me on twitter” to Gtalk and yahoo messenger
28- Keep urging your family members to get a twitter account.
29 -Follow lot of people on #FollowFriday
30- Introduce yourself to new persons more as a tweeter than as a businessman.
31-  Go crazy about twitter and advertise on news papers, TV and distribute pamphlets to follow you on twitter.
32 - Mood changes when notice have lost followers.
33 - en add #justsayin to your personal conversations. As in, “That shirt you have on doesn’t match those shorts, #justsayin.”
34 - Occasionally remember the days before Twitter and refer to them as “the dark years.”
35- Ah, I'm talking about those who will use their twitter URL to post a comment here! lol
Anything you’d add to the list?
but @you and @I don't do that - #justtosay ;-)

1 say what you think:

Pati Nanni disse...

I.. #justtoremember - follow me @patinanni and RT it, ok ;-) lol